You're leaving a party...one that happens to be 800 miles from home and it's 2 am.
Are you the "Designated Pilot" or the "Designated crasher" because chances are you're gonna hit something in the dark.
Last time I looked, my headlights really sucked when it was fully dark out.
Maybe we should just get really tall lamp posts.
Never let someone who says it cannot be done interrupt the person who is doing it.