Journal: Inaugural Entry

Wow, a journal. What shall I write? I think I'll try using it as a venting place for things I want to put on slashdot but can't find the right post to attach them too. Or which the stupid-ass moderators decide is nat as witty/insightful as I absolutely know that it is.

So to start with, what about that RIAA? What a bunch of freaking tossers. Where I come from (or at least, where I've lived in the past) being a tosser is not a good thing. Who knows what it means to an American. Maybe someone who works at the salad section in a Subway.

[Clears throat and issues a phlegmy cough]...BARMAID...I SAY, BARMAID....more beer required over here before I continue....