"she grew suspicious when she noticed telltale signs of AI generation in her professor's lecture notes, including images showing figures with extra limbs." I believe she misunderstood the picture.

...so, they can install Grindr, right?

killing a process should be banned too. We could do 'kg' (kiss-goodbye) instead. 'kg -9 pid' would still be too harsh, though.

I for one welcome our new pig overlords.

But where are the pigs? Send in the pigs. Don't bother, they're here.