pkphy39 - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Using an iPhone makes you look pretty lame? (Score 1) 884

by pkphy39 on Friday February 27, 2009 @01:47PM (#27014165) Attached to: Why Japan Hates the iPhone

You're not a douche, you're an asshole. Also, fuck you. ;)

Fixed that for you.

Comment Parallel theory... (Score 1) 625

by pkphy39 on Monday January 19, 2009 @01:40PM (#26517735) Attached to: Single Drive Wipe Protects Data

while it would theoretically take thousands of years to brute force it, random chance has them guess the right sequence on the first try (it could happen).

I came up with this theory in college, that if you throw your keys at the door an infinite number of times, the correct key will inevitably insert itself correctly into the keyhole, engage the tumblers, and open the door. This has not happened yet. Also please note: do not try this with your car.

Comment Re:All that I need now is google underwear! (Score 1) 267

by pkphy39 on Wednesday January 07, 2009 @05:00PM (#26363153) Attached to: Google Router Rumors

All I need now is google underwear that twitters for me with real time gps tracking so I know where I went.

There, fixed that for you.

Comment Re:Please help me think of the right tag (Score 1) 630

by pkphy39 on Wednesday November 19, 2008 @11:32AM (#25817953) Attached to: Ray Kurzweil Wonders, Can Machines Ever Have Souls?

Candidates for such a tag include: "bs" "decade" "neverhappen" but I know we can find the right one in ten years or less if we just work together.

How about "DukeNukemForever"?

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