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Subject	Datestamp	Score
Re:Not GPL and not really open	*Saturday June 10, 2000 @04:15AM	1
attached to Open Source Release Of Bell Labs' Plan 9
Re:OT: 3rd Secrtet of Fatima	*Saturday June 10, 2000 @04:31AM	1
attached to Black Holes Don't Exist???
comparison is bogus	*Sunday May 07, 2000 @04:26AM	1
attached to Alpha 21264 And Athlon 850 Review
Re:religion and socialism	*Monday May 01, 2000 @02:41PM	1
attached to Thus Spake Stallman
warranty?	*Sunday April 16, 2000 @02:43PM	1
attached to PS2 a Weapons Development Platform?

pitmaster_ (167876)

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Ladies and gentlemen of the IT department, I'm just a small town boy. I got on the wrong bus and wound up here in your city. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the flashing lights of your computers makes me want to shovel manure on my Alpha Beowulf cluster and run out to the barn for some moonshine or whatever. Sometimes when I get an email I wonder, 'Is God speaking to me or did I drink a bad batch? I don't know!'. My sheltered simple mind can't grasp these concepts. But there's one thing I do know. A Java-based federated distributed architecture for an n-tier heterogeneous server environment is just plain common sense. Thank you.

The moon is made of green cheese. -- John Heywood