Just when the robots are ready to take over...we'll run out of cheap energy. So the new jobs will be to run in giant hamster wheels to power our robot counterparts.

and later that same day, their lawyers faxed cease and desist notices to whales around the world. "We don't want them calling themselves pods," remarked Jobs. "What's wrong with a 'gang' of whales or how about a 'tail' of whales? That's catchy." pirx