Don't tax me, bro!

It's either that or accept that almost 50% of Americans won't know how long it takes the earth to go around the sun."

The Earth goes around the what now?

She got beaten up by her fella, ella, ella...

Didn't The Police already do that song?

Another suburban family morning.
Grandmother screaming at the wall.
We have to shout above the din of satellite debris crashing through our roof.
We can't hear anything at all.

I believe that you can buy frozen dead mice at some pet stores. They're TV dinners for snakes.