The ones that will stay in for a little while longer, and the ones that immediately fall out. If you are lucky, the problem with the latter ones will be in the plug, so you can just pay for a new cable. Otherwise, you're out of luck unless you have a professional surface mount soldering and desoldering station.

It's really unconscionable that Microsoft is devoting resources to porting Edge to Linux when they could be using those resources to port Microsoft Bob.

In Soviet Russia, Last Jedi pan YOU!

Is Zuckerberg is planning on the user's right hand, or perhaps the forehead?

Just require it be sold pre-mixed with rum and pinapple juice. Then you can just call it "Piña colada".

Now do the Sopranos, please.

I have a 690. It's great, but I wouldn't say it's always safe. I have a few bits that give it a huge twist when you start it, even with two hands. I've been meaning to buy or make a table for it, which will help, especially when using bigger 1/2" shank edging bits.

So, I had Shredded Wheat for breakfast, and turkey on rye for lunch. Here are the latest photos of Bob, my golden retriever: www.bite.me/now. My current status is: Cynical * 100. So, it looks like y'all are up to speed. I guess I won't install that Facebook app after all. Sorry Zuck, you can't have my contacts, my credit card #s, or my bank records, and I don't really need any more ads for non-gmo milk for that shredded wheat, or Alpo for Bob, but thanks anyway.

If you have a submarine, you could go under the north pole.

I assume you mean the parable where a frog sitting in water that is slowly heated won't notice it until it is too late, but one thrown in the hot water will immediately jump out. Someone in the Harvard Biology Department actually tested this, and it works the exact opposite way. If you throw a frog in boiling water, it will die instantly. If you put them in cold water and heat it, they will get uncomfortable and jump out.

Generator + treadmill + Jack Russell Terrier + squirrel (or cat)

They wanted degrees in the first place? You need a CS degree to generate spam?
"Joe-Blow-you-have-not-thought-about-in-11-years is still waiting for your response to his invitation on LinkedIn!!"

Dark Star, with the best costumes you can buy on a $2500 budget, and Doolittle teaching phenomenology to Bomb 20!

Doolittle: How do you know that you exist?

Bomb 20: Intuition

Doolittle: You can't base everything on intuition.

Bomb 20: I think. Therefore I am.

My one Windows 10 PC, a laptop, just received an automatic update and is now in the Spinning Wheel of Death. The one nice thing about the Spinning Wheel of Death is that it prevents it from booting up and receiving more shitty updates from Microsoft. What a P.O.S. My Windows 7 machines employ active measures to prevent them from being infected with Windows 10.

It's the first two paragraphs. I once used an emacs that had a command you could run, transmogrify text, that would temporarily turn your text into stream of consciousness style prose in the style of Finnegan's Wake.