For a long time it's been speculated that it'd take insurance companies to pressure corporations to step up their infosec game. We're starting to see that happening in the last couple years. This year it's gotten to the point that if you don't have certain tickets punched it costs a 5-10% co-insurance fee. It's still not enough, but the pendulum might be starting to shift.
According to gigacalculator, 65 minutes to accelerate 45mph works out to about.000526g. I wouldn't have called a 65 minute burn minor but I guess it'd fit if it's that tiny of a push. Must've been that microwave drive.
First I've heard of this Amazon attempt to compete with Starlink. Do they have any actual customers? RTFA it sounds like Amazon hasn't launched anything yet, nor have the other clowns in the circus.