Comment The FSM is prolly disapointed, but... (Score 0) 136
"The University gave no word on the possibility of tentacles in future models."
i know i am not the only one who read this as '...TESTICLES in future...'
Comment Re:Wordplay (Score 0) 164
So it will sound like a Canadian, like Alex T, AND have the answer phrased correctly.
Comment Re:NOT missing option (Score 0) 402
my wife is an AE who specializes in power delivery for new and existing building construction. she has to know what mechanical systems need to be powered. so she also knows a little about mechanical systems.
arguing with her about how to cool down/warm up a room is useless for me, since she is basically a pro at this kind of stuff.
so the only argument is: i like it that way, and dont you want to make me happy? :_( [yes, the emoticon works!]
Comment Re:NOT missing option (Score 0) 402
got menopause?
Comment didn't we already know this??? (Score 0) 176
my wife is: able to stop traffic, blonde ,6' tall, 6'2" wingspan, 145lbs, elite athlete, a PE, LEED AP.
you all can bow down before ME.
i bow down before--in front of, facing--her.
Comment Re:Long arms eh? (Score 0) 176
she's good from afar, but far from good.
besides:
not tall.
not thin/skinny.
not long arms.
Wolfenstein Gets Ray Traced 184
An anonymous reader writes "After showcasing Quake Wars: Ray Traced a few years ago, Intel is now showing their latest graphics research project using Wolfenstein game content. The new and cool special effects are actually displayed on a laptop using a cloud-based gaming approach with servers that have an Intel Knights Ferry card (many-core) inside. Their blog post has a video and screenshots."
Comment Re:This is an implant ..... (Score 0) 258
this is how i roll: get to an oral surgeon. have the implant procedure done through your health insurance. see you dentist about the cosmetic/restorative work. i've done this three times, my wife once.
Nearby Star Forecast To Skirt Solar System 135
PipianJ writes "A recent preprint posted on arXiv by Vadim Bobylev presents some startling new numbers about a future close pass of one of our stellar neighbors. Based on studies of the Hipparcos catalog, Bobylev suggests that the nearby orange dwarf Gliese 710 has an 86% chance of skirting the outer bounds of the Solar System and the hypothesized Oort Cloud in the next 1.5 million years. As the Oort Cloud is thought to be the source of many long-period comets, the gravitational effects of Gliese's passing could send a shower of comets into the inner Solar System, threatening Earth. This news about Gliese 710 isn't exactly new, but it's one of the first times the probability of this near-miss has been quantified."
Officials Sue Couple Who Removed Their Lawn 819
Hugh Pickens writes "The LA Times reports that Orange County officials are locked in a legal battle with a couple accused of violating city ordinances for replacing the grass on their lawn with wood chips and drought-tolerant plants, reducing their water usage from 299,221 gallons in 2007 to 58,348 gallons in 2009. The dispute began two years ago, when Quan and Angelina Ha tore out the grass in their front yard. In drought-plagued Southern California, the couple said, the lush grass had been soaking up tens of thousands of gallons of water — and hundreds of dollars — each year. 'We've got a newborn, so we want to start worrying about her future,' said Quan Ha, an information technology manager for Kelley Blue Book. But city officials told the Has they were violating several city laws that require that 40% of residential yards to be landscaped predominantly with live plants. Last summer, the couple tried to appease the city by building a fence around the yard and planting drought-tolerant greenery — lavender, rosemary, horsetail, and pittosporum, among others. But according to the city, their landscaping still did not comply with city standards. At the end of January, the Has received a letter saying they had been charged with a misdemeanor violation and must appear in court. The couple could face a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for their grass-free, eco-friendly landscaping scheme. 'It's just funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money,' says Quan Ha."
Sony Joins the Offensive Against Pre-Owned Games 461
BanjoTed writes "In a move to counter sales of pre-owned games, EA recently revealed DLC perks for those who buy new copies of Mass Effect 2 and Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Now, PlayStation platform holder Sony has jumped on the bandwagon with similar plans for the PSP's SOCOM: Fireteam Bravo 3. '[Players] will need to register their game online before they are able to access the multiplayer component of the title. UMD copies will use a redeemable code while the digital version will authenticate automatically in the background. Furthermore ... anyone buying a pre-owned copy of the game will be forced to cough up $20 to obtain a code to play online."
Comment Re:Your body doesn't have a 100% conversion factor (Score 0) 978
hunger can be ignored. the same feeling of hunger is experienced when one is sleep deprived.
do not trust your feelings nor perceptions.
Comment We'll make great pets... (Score 0) 302
...and maybe they will remember where I parked my car.
Comment Re:What an innovative price cut! (Score 0) 521
what's a "zune" ?
Comment The genie's out of the bottle... (Score 0) 453
I guess I'll continue reading "stolen" news.
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