Comment Re:It's contagious, all right (Score 1) 627
My quantum spins are all out of whack, my cardio-tributaries are inflamed and my brain hurts when the light flickers. Thankfully I found a great OTC drug, Orthoflombonestaprilaminax (sounds legit). Side effects may include the jitters, stomach involution, weightlessness, anal retention, the hiccups, cerebral flatulence, blinking too much, and an inner ear disorder you've probably never heard of, it makes the world feel 90 degrees on its side.