Either that or there's a new Pink Floyd tour.

Coming soon to a theater near you...

Maybe they have a PhD in Creationism.

Can we have women, please?

What's next? Farts being used as evidence?

Perhaps the point of this paranoid measure is not about finding one's own phone or oneself someplace, but tracking potential targets who have an iPhone. I guess the iPhone is bought only within Egypt's ruling class: politicians, rich people and some wannabes. If your car has a GPS, gets tracked and it's armored, then there isn't much of a problem. Plus, you can drive away from trouble, if you have the time and if you actually are in the car at that moment. But if you're walking with a very personal GPS in your pocket and your enemies find you, you can get shot in the head easily from a safe distance, without snipers investing tons of money.