I drive like a complete idiot. But I've never been in a wreck. So I sent Progressive their little thingy back after connecting it to my grandmother's car for a month.

Awesome. But I still can't find the missing lithium.

This isn't a prediction. For that you'd have to be able to prove that the repeat offenders actually did something heinous. Like became politicians.

This doesn't explain the Bieber phenomenon.

To wit: Stuxnet

If it's anything made by HP before Carly Fiorina took over, I put it into a case. Btw, anyone want to donate their old HP's to my burgeoning collec--, er, I mean "museum?"

My shock isn't with the imminent demise of email. But with the hard-hitting journalism of the "liberal" Washington Post.