Ever seen the pixels on a TRS-80? 128x48. Back when I was a boy, we weren't spoiled with your modern "square pixels". Everything was rectangular and we _liked it!_ ;)

Thank you. I was about to be shocked that I was the only person whose first thought was about drinking.

Jesus, you're actually starting to make this sound interesting. Kudos, sir.

But imagine the Einsteins, Platos and Trumps born of the inevitable Quidditch romances!

You're making the sad assumption that people should contribute something to humanity rather than just suck up valuable oxygen. Shane on you.

Yes, it's sillier.