Re:Same As It Ever Was (Score 1)

Earbuds are in... so he bumps into a rather attractive girl who turns and looks receptive. She notices him so he takes out his rio to turn down the volume. She's like, "What's that? Your Ipod?" He responds, "No, It's a Rio, it's just like an Ipod..." It doesn't matter what he said after that. Her face slackened, any interest she might have had was gone. It was such a crushing blow that I went and got myself an Ipod the next day.

That's powerful stuff indeed. In fact, I have just purchased an iPod myself, based on your anecdote. If I have understood you correctly, all I need to do now is bump into a random woman at the multiplex, flash my brilliant white iPod from beneath my trenchcoat, and I will be promptly and thoroughly fellated.

Thank you Steve Jobs!