Re:Just lie! (Score 1)

I once told the telemarker who asked for Pat XXX that he couldn't speak because i had just killed him. The telemarketer's Boss called back a few minutes later in a panic and i told him i hope he enjoyed the interruption to his day because I sure enjoyed mine. I have also pretended to speak only Spanish to English speaking telemarketers. Finally one of them put on a Spanish speaking employee and I ran out of vocabulary in a minute or so. I also like to answer pretending to be out of breath and describing to them I was "busy" in bed.