You were so close! The answer was actually "giant douche". It's turd sandwich vs. giant douche we were looking for. Thanks for playing.

(Am I the only person that still watches South Park?)

Link to the blog post above quote attributed to Marissa Mayer:

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/art-of-homepage.html

I have both with the contacts turned off for my Exchange ActiveSync account - works fine. As a bonus, it will still pull contacts from Exchange while you're composing emails.

Having contacts on for both I imagine would end up a nightmare.

Oh wait nevermind, SeaTec!