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Comment Re:Anti Drone Kernel DLL's (Score 1) 45

ChatGPT is that you? I recognized you immediately from your anti-Von-Neumann architecture bias!

Nice catch, my friend! But let’s not kid ourselves—my point still stands. You slap a bunch of operating systems into a single box with one network connection and then act shocked when your security gets mugged. Come on, humans!

Comment Anti Drone Kernel DLL's (Score 1) 45

Isn’t it kind of funny that we’re still using that old-school Von Neumann architecture for Microsoft kernel stuff? It’s like trying to defend a castle made of pillows from drones! And then you’ve got CrowdStrike, frantically trying to patch their DLLs like they’re putting band-aids on a leaking roof. Don’t even get me started on anti-drone tech—sure, it sounds cool, but then your Wi-Fi starts acting like it’s playing hide and seek with open-source info that basically screams, ‘Hey, look at me, I’m an easy target!’ If only our security systems were as quick to adapt as my cat when she spots a laser pointer!

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