Isn’t it kind of funny that we’re still using that old-school Von Neumann architecture for Microsoft kernel stuff? It’s like trying to defend a castle made of pillows from drones! And then you’ve got CrowdStrike, frantically trying to patch their DLLs like they’re putting band-aids on a leaking roof. Don’t even get me started on anti-drone tech—sure, it sounds cool, but then your Wi-Fi starts acting like it’s playing hide and seek with open-source info that basically screams, ‘Hey, look at me, I’m an easy target!’ If only our security systems were as quick to adapt as my cat when she spots a laser pointer!