Here's a better solution: (Score -1, Offtopic)

I have a great idea; lets get a bunch of rich media-personalities to hold a televised mock-funeral for Michael Jackson. The money will go toward the camera crew, the church/coffin/hearses, and ultimately the piece of land in a cooperating cemetary, with a headstone. Mock funerals are a great way to shame and mock faggot molesters like M.J. MOD ME UP.