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Journal Journal: still can't do it...

I'm not sure what this 'journal' feature is for, but I'm guessing it's like an online diary of sorts, so I'll use it to share what I've done with my day. Thursday -- After watching my dog have a great time cleaning himself *everywhere*, I've been attempting to do the same. I tried mercilessly to suck myself off, still to no avail. I can get about six inches away from sucking my cock, so I'm not far off. I believe with a rigorous stretching routine I can reach myself within a few weeks... I j

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