I hope you're going to the Valley Vista Apple Store, kid!

Seeing as it's Texas, and that Texas has a large farm-based economy, I'd imagine this is more to target things like John Deere tractors that have basically made it impossible (with the help of DRM) to fix without getting the manufacturer involved.

Is this $20 million in real or fun money?

Nah, they'll just have "certain accounts" be self-regulated and bypass the AI mess entirely.

Lumbergh?

Layoff season already?

Doom, hands down. Graphics and gameplay aside, it also popularized the concept of true networked multiplayer. I never would have given a fuck about my dad's 486 & modem if it weren't for this game, which eventually led me into an amazing career in tech.

I like places with warm air.

Rust is like Jesus: the language itself is good, but the fan club can be atrocious.

Gen Z software developers

Yeah, they should be using more green weapons, like particle-beam weapons.

OK I'll bite. I'm from Texas and the summers here are definitely getting hotter...it's gotten to be unbearably hot in the summer here.

Cornholio, Inc.

Anything to hurt Broadcom's bottom line is music to my ears.

Kinda like what they're doing at HEB now?