Idiot PHB's who think that if it's free then it must be worthless. They also like to think paying for support will get them anything useful.

Another Texas electric company pyramid scheme. Great!

Ah, apparently so is straight SQL nowadays.

While I agree with you somewhat, PL/SQL absolutely is a Turing-complete programming language. I'm wondering if this assessment also includes that variant of SQL.

I wouldn't be bragging about insider trading online if I were you...

Just get some Round-Up Ready grass!

If it has to be explained to you, then maybe this site isn't for you...

I was just recently burned by the selling-used-as-new bullshit on Amazon. Bought a DOCSIS 3.1 cable modem, was really excited to try it out only to find that the gd thing would never complete its boot process. Upon further inspection, it appeared that the power adapter provided with it wasn't even the correct one (1.0 amps vs the required 1.5 amps). It looked like someone had returned it with the incorrect power adapter & Amazon happily resold it as new.

I hope you're going to the Valley Vista Apple Store, kid!

Seeing as it's Texas, and that Texas has a large farm-based economy, I'd imagine this is more to target things like John Deere tractors that have basically made it impossible (with the help of DRM) to fix without getting the manufacturer involved.

Is this $20 million in real or fun money?

Nah, they'll just have "certain accounts" be self-regulated and bypass the AI mess entirely.

Lumbergh?

Layoff season already?

Doom, hands down. Graphics and gameplay aside, it also popularized the concept of true networked multiplayer. I never would have given a fuck about my dad's 486 & modem if it weren't for this game, which eventually led me into an amazing career in tech.