Windows update has fried at least two pieces of my hardware in the last year. First it torched my videocard immediately after restarting for a windows update. Next, the PCI express slot wouldn't register on my motherboard, good thing I had another one!

"The defendant once watched a movie at a friends house and he didn't own a copy of it. The majority of the movie is now physically and biochemically stored in his brain. Therefor, he is technically in possession of copyrighted materials and by describing a scene in the movie to another friend, thus sharing it, he is violating some 1200 (exaggeration) copyright laws." - At this point, I am honestly waiting for the day this article is published.

Getting a second opinion from someone more experienced is not good problem solving? Well, I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time I feel like wasting company time and money!