How do you get people (customers, bosses, etc._ to prioritize things like bug reports as anything other than "highest"?

Simple. Put a dollar tag on every fix, ie. estimates. Ask "is this fix more important than getting foo done in time?".

The song sounds more like they just recorded some sound bites (something you might hear on a radio station, "This is X and you're listening to Y") from artists and celebrities and slapped them on a cheap advertising jingle. There are some lyrics, but the singers are some random studio musicians.

Er, Bill & Melinda Gates are "longtime partners" of Nothing But Nets: http://www.nothingbutnets.net/blogs/a-buzz-worthy-week-at-the-malaria-forum.html

The last person who suggested they reduce prices to be competitive was beaten to death by the Duopoly of Coles/Myer and Woolsworth. Then the corpse was kicked by Gerry Harvey (who seems to enjoy beating dead horses).

So a horse suggested that retailers should reduce prices? Australia is stranger than I thought.

Personally, I think we only use 10% of our hearts ;-)

Uh. The DSi has a music player, so I'm pretty sure the 3DS will as well. The 3DS will also play 3D movies. It almost certainly won't play arbitrary video files unless you jailbreak / mod / hack it, but anyway. Many people want more than a "decent job playing games" (see: >120M sold DS units).

Actually, BP probably wouldn't mind. Despite the conspiracy theories, "oil" companies don't hate alternative energy sources - they're actually large investors in wind, solar, etc.. After all, they're not in it for the oil, they're in it for the money. When solar starts getting big(ger), it's mostly the same cats who will profit. Oil just happens to be easily exploitable at the time.

All (or most) of the Ho girls who marry will eventually stop being Hos, though. I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing...

No savvy console manufacturer confirms a hardware upgrade before it's just about to hit. Otherwise it'll hurt sales before the upgrade date.