Just throttle them to zero.

Where did Ubuntu go. Not included on distrowatch, or what?

Seems like the Russians are repeating history...

Yeah, 436372 was stolen from me a long time ago. Still miss it ...

But he did slap his wife around. Not with a clenched fist, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?... and I reckon this is worse.

Microsoft Security Essentials - http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/security-essentials-download - is free, quite light and actually good enough.

Howver, the story doesn't end there (as most /. readers already probably know.... Inman put up a fundraising website to raise $20 000 to donate to cancer research (and bear love) - http://www.indiegogo.com/bearlovegood - where he has up til now raised - brace yourself - more than $ 100 000 !!!