Did they hire Moses as their campaign manager? That guy was a whiz at promoting tablets.
That is true, Moses was a marketing genius: from publicly destroying a couple of prototypes because the crowd were ignoring him, to preserving for posterity a poor substitute of the prototypes, whose actual command set weren't nearly as coherent as the originals. And his publicity stunts were talked about for years: magic shows, violence, years-long group exercise program!
The universe is missing a whole freaking lot of anti-matter.
Uh -sorry, I'll return it in the morning.
Didn't think anyone would miss it...
You've got it?! What am I supposed to put on my cereal until then?