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Journal Journal: March Sadness


3/16/2003

I actually didn't do too much this weekend, which is actually a good thing. I have a two week break before school starts which is nice because I can actually relax on the weekends for a change.

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Journal Journal: I Am In a Love Triangle


3/10/2003

I am in love triangle, much like the "Love Trangle of the Taco Bell" from way back in the 80's (steak, chicken, original taco with the cruchy shell) which is really like a love rhombus if you think about it.

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Journal Journal: In Soviet Russia, a Shadow Sees Its Groundhog!


2/2/2002

Haven't written in awhile, been busy with my new so called job. I am contracting as a software engineer for a large supermarket chain and I am doing anything but engineering software. What a shitty place to work. They are a supermarket chain and you actually have to pay for coffee there. They also charge a dollar for a Coke. What a load of horseshit. Anyway, I get to commute 30 minutes each way to work with people who shouldn't be writing their own names let alone

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Journal Journal: Should the term "Bitch Whore" be hyphenated?


1/19/2003

I noticed I been using the term bitch whore lately. I can't recall where I heard it first but I think it has a nice ring to it. I started using when watching that Joe Millionare show (i.e. "She's a bitch whore.", "Oh, that girl's a bitch whore.", "Her and her sister are bitch whores."). I called my roommate a bitch whore and he's a guy.
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Journal Journal: Come Back In One Hour; Need Sleepy


1/16/2003

Sleep schedule since Sunday:

Sun night: 0 hours
Mon night: 0 hours
Tue night: 4 hours
Wed night: 5 hours
Tonight..: 0 hours so far

Heart palps have gotten worse, but I am attributing that to not sleeping alot this week as well as my near fall down the stairs today.

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Journal Journal: And Then! And Then! And Then!


1/9/2003

Had my first two classes yesterday. One is in DNA sequencing and the other is in microarrays, or as I like to call them "thingies with DNA". Both are intense and both seem like they have alot to offer. I sit next to a Japanese guy with teeth like Austin Powers and the breath that smells worse than my feet. He is in both classes as well so I get four hours of a whole lotta stank.

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Journal Journal: Can I Pee in Your Hand for a Dollar?


1/7/2003

Forgot to write yesterday, which marked a whole year and a half of unemployment for my sorry ass. I dated my rent check for the 17th, haven't heard anything from my landlord yet. Not like I am going to have any more money on the 17th, but it made me feel better.

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Journal Journal: In a Van Down By the River


1/2/2003

While running today, I slipped on some ice and almost fell into a river. It doesn't sound like a big deal but it wouldn't be like I fell along the bank. The river has a dock so it would have been me falling into about six or eight feet of freezing water. That would have been fun.

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Journal Journal: First Post!


1/1/2003

Just giving this a whirl, maybe writing in my shiny new Slashdot journal will help relieve some of my stress and quell my suicidal tendencies.

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