Comment Tycho Brahe... (Score 2) 229
Don't be too polite, and go if you have to!
"According to Kepler's first hand account, Tycho had refused to leave the banquet to relieve himself because it would have been a breach of etiquette.[20][21] After he had returned home he was no longer able to urinate, except, eventually, in very small quantities and with excruciating pain. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe#Death
Comment RE: The Last Component To Fail In My Computer Was (Score 1) 715
... the CPU fan.
Seriously.
Once every 10 days or so, the CPU fan just stops out of the blue. The temperature rises, then the computer (under Vista) shuts down. But when I start the machine again, I have to manually coax the fan to start! And I have to wear a glove because I don't want the blades to cut me up. It can even take me a dozen tries until the fan gets going.
I know it's not the fan per se. It's an electrical problem somewhere, a mixed or bad signal sent to the fan.
Comment Sturdy old PowerBook (Score 1) 543
I still use my 2004 PowerBook. I use it to test web sites I develop and to listen to music. For some reason, iTunes on my main PC does not render mp3s as nicely as iTunes on my old Mac.
Comment Re:The entire concept is mistaken (Score 1) 790
"Honestly, I don't get American culture. There's this utterly ridiculous obsession with drug dependence, even when the drugs are completely harmless..."
The only drug americans accept is "jesus", and he's not even harmless! Go figure!
Comment Re:mod parent observant (Score 1) 790
Mod this guy up to eleven.
Comment Re:Shrimp free zone? (Score 1) 643
When was the last time that scenario happened?
Just curious.
Really.
Comment Re:Benign (Score 1) 235
Bad joke!
If I could, I'd lung at you!
So please stop these jokes if you can, sir.
Comment Re:Surgeon General's Warning (Score 1) 1078
Explain why smoking does not affect other electronic products in a home. I've known smokers all my life (heck, my mother is 83 and still smokes!), and nothing has stopped working because of smoke.
Olrik (non smoker)
Comment Re:Are you lying? (Score 3, Informative) 1078
I don't believe you for a second. Your statement may look good for slashdot, but one would expect all electronics to fail because of smoke. Are TVs, VCRs, DVDs, PVR's, fridges, sound systems, game systems, microwaves ovens, clocks, etc., failing because of smoke? Of course not.
Olrik (non-smoker)
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