From Windows IT Pro: "All your rumors are belong to me: Windows 8 to be 128-bit? No. Good God, no. People can be so silly sometimes. Writers at PC World, Ars Technica, Slashdot and many other publications fell for an obviously faked LinkedIn profile from a supposed Microsoft researcher who claimed he was working on a 128-bit kernel for Windows 8. There's just one problem. This guy doesn't exist. No one with his name has ever worked at Microsoft Research. His job title is fake. Microsoft is not working on a 128-bit kernel for Windows 8. And, best of all, the guy's listed university? It's an "online supplier of academic degrees," according to Wikipedia. OK, that's five problems, or four more than those geniuses on the web should have needed to figure out this rumor was fake. Seriously, you guys make me laugh so hard sometimes I could cry. It's just sad." http://windowsitpro.com/Articles/Index.cfm?ArticleID=102939&feed=rss&subj=0

The high school I went to in Gr. 9 was over 100 before it closed down and a new one was built. As they were cleaning out the chemistry deptartment supply room during the move they came across a small jar labelled "Cesium" in the back of one of the shelves!

"Ummm... hello, bomb squad?"