ok, here's the deal. you take Apollo 13, Contact, and 2001: A Space Odyssey [some would even dare to add a little Stand by Me], cram it all together and stamp a huge disney logo on it to get Mission to Mars.
Contact:
Mathematical patterns hidden in sounds. Contact with friendly aliens. Aliens want us to join them so they can explain crap, etc. etc.
Apollo 13:
Gas leak, explosion, crippled spacecraft, had to abandon it...
2001:
the spacesuits. completely ripped off of 2001. the spinning spacecraft. the monolyth-shape that they entered.
stand by me:
This was the most enjoyable reference to another movie. The guy from Sliders, who played Verno in Stand By Me, was a whiney loser who constantly ate. There would be this intense moment with everyone standing around watching a screen, and he'd be sitting there with a pack of food. They'd leave the room, and he'd be standing there with a whiney look on his face. He constantly said stupid things. HE MADE A DOUBLE HELIX OUT OF M&MS. Every time he did something goofy or stupid or whiney or food-related, I yelled (to myself, so as not to be rude) "Verrrrnoooo", which was more often than you might think! It was hilarious.
plot was depressingly predictable. Obvious foreshadowing, irony, and stupid conversation to give away plot elements: Here's the virtual opening of the movie:
"Too bad your wife, who was a Mars expert, died and now you won't get to go to Mars, ever."
"Yea, it's too bad but I bet nothing will ever happen to you up there anyway and I'll never get to go to Mars."
"There's probably some real intelligent life on Mars"
"No way, you're drunk."
Maybe she's right.
"Because we have landed on the Martian surface and are now millions of miles away from you, there is nothing you can do to stop us from celebrating a birthday."
Oh, so that's where there are. Wow I hope this moment of happiness won't soon be contrasted with a disaster. Or will it?
being a disney movie, there was no nudity, cursing, or guns (except for a grappling-hook type thing). only 2 people were seen to have died, one being violently torn apart by a tornado (PG!?!), the other freezing.
Corporate promotion: It seems the producer sold advertising space in the movie to make up for the forthcoming lack of ticket sales. Among names displayed in prominence, Kawasaki, Penzoil, M&Ms, Isuzu, SGI. If Disney had just gone ahead and used MTM to promote some upcoming film, by having the characters of the future refer to how good it was or something, it wouldn't have surprised me at all.
Howabout the lack of technical advances in the year 2020: We saw one futuristic object, a car from Isuzu no less, while everything else appears to be from 1999, I wonder when they started filming. The scientific jargon typical of NASA has been toned by substantially by the apparant 20 years of advances. Astronauts are visually informed when they have reached "the point of no return." Spacecraft are named Mars-1 Mars-2 and Mars-Supply. Also, it appears that in a disaster situation everyone is supposed to panic and deviate from procedure by trying untested methods of recovery.
The computer that controlled everything on the spaceship seems very easily crashed -- easier than a windows machine. also when the spaceship was losing air, it seemed to be killing the computer too. as the computer died its voice started cracking like an adolescent teenager. it was great.
special effects were pretty good in general with some wacky camera motions that were kinda odd, but the CGI sucked bigtime. the thing i enjoyed the most was the ease of fun-making ala MST3k. that movie was a goldmine for funny commentary; i might go see it again just to make sure i didn't miss any.
aside from all that i mentioned, i'm glad i went. i needed the laugh. go to the matinee but don't spend $8 on it.