farting in public (Score 1)

Sure, there is no law that can stop a monkey to fart in public while wearing a Verisign tshirt but, there is a big posibility that the police will take you in for an related issue (as indecent exposure/obscene act or such...). Sure, you can get an expensive lawyer that will defent your right to free speech and such... Sure, you may even win the case. BUT, for most of of the common sense humans you are just a piece of garbage... So, go ahead ,open the Yellow Pages at the lawyers section...