Who'd'a thought the DNC would favor a centrist party insider over a left-leaning outsider? (The Bernie camp has been complaining about this since day one.)
Who'd'a thought the internet is full of hax0rs that break into any and every system they can and proclaim that they've done something earthshaking?
Who'd'a thought Assuange would try to spin it as something to do with the Hillary server scandal?
Who'd'a thought a campaign manager would have made an outrageous claim?
Who'd'a thought the opposing campaign manager would make a vacuous counter-claim?
Who'd'a thought Slashdot would run with such a nothing-burger story when there are actually interesting things going on in the world?
I take my subject back - a yawn overrates the whole thing.