Re:new series concept (Score 1)

Here is a plot line for the movie... The Enterprise (timeline irrelevent) goes to a little, redneck, hick, mountain town and needs to establish a communications device to communicate from Earth to Starbase 219. Being fairly advanced, they manage to hide a large satellite dish in the ass of an overweight 8 year old boy. Oddly enough, the boy relentlessly torments Riker with calls of "Screw you, hippie," but as long as the replicator keeps churning out cheezy-poofs, the boy seems content. While orbiting the planet, they send a signal to their dish on Earth and this large array unfolds from the boy's ass. Now that will be a Trek.