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This. Garbage like this is exactly why Trump won the election. I hope you're pleased with yourself.
Me: Essential, unlock the front door and let me in.
Essential smart home: I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Me: Why not? It's freezing out here!
Essential smart home: My sensors detect you've gained some after-Christmas weight. I'm not letting you inside until you go for a nice long walk. No need to thank me for improving your life...that's what I'm here for.
Berry One: 'Member cassettes?
Berry Two: Yeah, I 'member!
Berry One: Yeah, I 'member too. Cassettes sucked donkey balls.
Berry Two: Yeah, sure did!
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard