Ah, just forget the whole journal thing. I read Slashdot for the news and to post comments, not to write some lame stories about my life. (Translation into English: I'm too lazy to come up with anything interesting) Maybe you'll catch some more of my wonderfully interesting life </sarcasm> at a later date. In the meantime, I'll just be surfing along with my usual habits of arguing against censorware and watching the climbing usage of Linux. Have a nice day.
Yes, I do realize that this is, in fact, the most interesting journal I've ever written. So shut up already.