This is what we'd have called "loser denial".

Was your gaming PC's case solid metal, or did it have large windows / oversized vents?

If there's one thing I've learned from the internet, it's that friction is bad and lube is essential.

This place looks like such a hole in the ground.

Ah. So OpenOffice has retained compatibility with other relics, such as the post office.

Read the fine print. License must not have permitted transferring the work.

I completely agree with you. To clarify, though, I wasn't joking; I was describing what lies ahead on this slippery slope.

The next logical step from here is to eliminate set theory and partitions because they might remind people of segregation. Then we'll have to get rid of TCP because somebody might sexualize connecting a client and server socket. We'll also need to stop killing processes, because killing is wrong. Administrator accounts will need to go away because they imply some people should be more privileged and everybody is entitled to equality. No more quantifying the size of files, either, since it could offend the fat and the anorexic. I'm offended by this stupidity.

Since throttling essential utilities is fair game according to Verizon, I propose fire departments throttle the water from fire hydrants near Verizon properties. Who's with me?

"New" describes the state of the product, irrespective who the seller is.

My eyeglasses have a coating that filters blue light. OTC reading glasses are also available with same feature and 0 diopter (optically neutral) lens; can be found on Amazon.

If businesses want to build themselves around unqualified hacks, go for it! As a classically-trained programming heavyweight with lots of practical experience in industry who runs their own consulting business, this is great for me. The bigger & more desperate the mess clients are in, the higher the rates they will bare to bring me in to fix it! Race conditions? Scalability? Crashes? Profit!

Do sweat shops count as saunas?

Hey SF tech people, Feel free to move to the Rust Belt. More and more tech companies are opening offices here. Our commute times are sane and housing affordable. Our internet speeds are reasonable so you can remote into the office. In all my years here, I've only found a single human turd and a single syringe laying around.

> When will it stop? Why, when everybody tires of their shit, moves out, and there is simply nobody left to be governed, to pay taxes, or to pay the politicians' salaries I imagine.