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Death by lethal injection is efficient but I would have to say that death by one thousand stab wounds is much more satisfying. Wait for him to see the white light then, give him a blood transfusion to bring him back to coherence and then set him on fire. Put the fire out and then dump him in a salty ocean of your choice with a 100 pound weight suit. Resuscitate, and then make him watch the series finale of How I Met Your Mother on repeat for eternity, locked in in a room with nothing but a sweaty underwear noose from Super Bowl XX. That is still not enough to rectify his actions. Judy Clarke having represented so many killers, I wonder how she can even sleep at night! Fighting for her clients to live the remainder of their lives in prison.. What's her cut of the deal?

How will the robot dog stick its head out of the window?