Here. Learn something. http://www.the-clitoris.com/n_html/n_ejacula.htm

Your plumbing stuff is close but still quite inaccurate; female ejaculate is NOT urine, though it is released through the urethra; and all is takes for a woman to pee standing up is 2 fingers on the outside of the labia to pull forward and aim.

Nice try, though. Surely everyone who voted Informative is male.

$100 an hour, one hour minimum. They provide software. Bottom line, is I rarely do this anymore. It is just not a good use of my time. If they wanted their computer to work right, they would've listened to what I told them in the first place. Idiots. :P

-J