They only come out with the fairies at the full moon. Right now they're hiding. Wait a bit and try again.

I read this 3 days ago here. So, when the theory and the facts disagree, what do we do, class? Yes, that's right. We discard both.

You have seen your brain evolving! Isn't evolution AMAZING! It even made it into an otherwise intelligent brain and did a design. There is nothing evolution cannot do!