How do you know they aren't putting trojans on your linux box through signed updates?

That took you 7 minutes to read?

America's biggest threat is not terrorism. It's complacency. For such an arrogant industry, IT "solutions" sure do have a LOT of holes. That's what you get when you demand quantity over quality.

Send your drive to the FBI, they will scan it for you.

So, there you have it: The economy isn't that bad. People are just lazy fucks.