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Journal Journal: The Woodchuck Question 1

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  1. As much wood as Jesus would
  2. 42
  3. OMG, wood!
  4. A real woodchuck doesn't chuck wood, it levels the whole forest in one kick
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Journal Journal: Why did the chicken cross the road? 1

Linus Torvalds: Because it sucked so much where it was. And, quite frankly, it sucks where it is now, just not as much.

Richard Stallman: Because chickens should be free to share, to modify and to distribute across the road.

Eric Raymond: It was a bold act of civil disobedience to protest government's control of the roads.

Alan Cox: To avoid being imprisoned for DMCA violations.

Larry Wall: It crossed first and rationalized afterwards.

Hans Reiser: Because roads and chickens should be mutually interchangeable.

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