Journal nizo's Journal: Homeland security is a front for alien invaders 3
The full story is here, below is the first part:
OLYMPIA, Wash. Feb 18, 2005 -- In the case of a natural disaster or terrorist attack, some emergency officials in Western Washington plan to be prepared with a large, shrink wrap machine. The Thurston County Coroner's Office recently won approval to purchase a machine able to shrink-wrap human remains. The process would make it easier to transport a large number of bodies. After the bodies have been autopsied and identified, they would be zipped into body bags, placed on a plywood trays and covered with cardboard lids. The trays would then be pushed through the machine and come out in shrink-wrapped packages. The wrapped bodies would be easier to carry than body bags and less disturbing for workers, county Coroner Judy Arnold recently told The Olympian newspaper.
... The coroner's office has already started a bidding process to find a company to build the machine. A Homeland Security grant will pay for the machine, which will cost an estimated $50,000.
It doesn't take long to realize that this is really what we are talking about here. Under the guise of national security, it is obvious that this is the first step in a nationwide human packaging program, undoubtedly to provide our alien overlords with an ample supply of ready-to-eat humans.
On a positive note, we will never have to use tupperware again, since we can now simply shrink wrap the entire dinner table after everyone is done eating.
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