You mean ... I can finally stop washing my hair!

Gecko as on OS? Be serious. Use a real operating system like emacs.

The sun IS burning hotter. NASA is detecting upward temperature trends on Mars and I really don't think that is amendable to human intervention. The temprature on Mars doesn't depend on our CO2 emission levels, whether or not you drive a hybrid car or if we ratify the Kyoto Treaty.

Didn't you know, the increased CO2 emissions have increased the Earths mass attracting Mars closer to the Earth and therefore closer to the sun and causing the martian atmosphere to heat up. You see anything "Bad" that happens in the universe is caused by humans and its all YOUR FAULT!