- i do not need to activate her, she is always on - never runs out of battery - i do not need to somehow trigger her assistance : assistance is enforced -she is never wrong -she knows everything - she doesn't leave me under the illusion that my privacy somehow matters to her -she sometimes does NOT reject my sexual compliments

So, a bot will be giving advice to drunk college freshmen to act reasonably... Sure, we all know how well it works when you (as a real human who cares) say to someone: "Dude,don't do that please, it's stupid, you're drunk and you're gonna regret it"...

I suppose the surgeons were lobotomised prior to the surgery to handle the stress better, right?