
The word "noob" has its heavy roots in gamer culture, which should be obvious since we're talking about it. It's also seen a lot of use among online communities to "welcome" fresh faces, and has become an accepted term of abuse for anybody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. The Global Language Monitor accepts words once they have been used 25,000 times by media outlets.
Well there is a usb slot..
There is a distro called Freeeee for the eee pc, made by jaromil of rastasoft. It's really cool and plays a guitar solo as it's starting up. That's the kind of thing a linux distro should provide!
http://freeeee.org/ seems to be down, but you can get the latest images here:
ftp://therion.noldrin.com/pub/freeeee/
Mater artium necessitas. [Necessity is the mother of invention].