File this in the "Gee whiz, what a surprise" department:
From this article which everyone should go read now (bits and parts below):
Justice Dept.: FBI misused Patriot Act
By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer 18 minutes ago
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.