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Comment Florida Lottery Protest (Score 1) 674

Dear Florida Lottery Commissioner:

I am writing to protest the results of the recent lottery drawing. The winning numbers were 07-12-23-29-36-42.

Of course, these were the numbers I intended to play, however your lottery card was so confusing that I accidentally filled in circles for 02-09-16-27-35-49.

As you can imagine, I was quite surprised when the numbers I meant to play won, but I was told that the numbers in my possession were not winning numbers. This is completely unacceptable and I ask that you immediately declare me a winner and send me a check for my winnings. I believe that being the sole winner, I am entitled to the full 63 million dollars in this drawing.

My attorney feels that there is an excellent precedent (set by your election commissioner) for me to file a claim for damages since your card is not easy to understand.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
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