This is news how?

Convert them to Speak and Spells?

Mostly because they are in desperate need to justify their budget. They've never caught a terrorist, so they're trying to catch other people doing illegal things before they get shut down for wasting tax payer dollars.

We have that. We call those places, "Movie theaters". People need to learn manners.

Oh Hell no... Fine, that was three.

Last I checked, the president's armed guards (or Rosie O'Donnell's, or anyone else for that matter) aren't carrying military style assault rifles or hand guns with extended clips. If you haven't read the articles that he's proposing, stop spouting off about things you don't know enough about.

Because Starbucks has money. Same reason most individuals get screwed in lawsuits compared to most corporations.

Same in Nevada.

Wow. I really wish I got that much mileage out of my bike. I'm running a 750cc katana, and I get closer to 35. I'm also a 6'4", 290 lb guy though.

The american police do things all the time that they're not actually empowered to do.

Sadly I don't think cable will die off. The fact that they have all the redundant crap repeated over and over is because people watch it. If they didn't, they wouldn't keep making it. So I don't think you should hold your breath until "Teen Mom", "Toddlers in Tiaras" and "That Other Trainwreck Of a Show" stop airing.

I don't claim to understand why people like that crap, but based on the fact that it keeps coming out, its apparent they do.

I hear they also get these spiffy armbands they can^H^H^H are required to wear.

It would appear so. And telcos always pass that savings onto the consumer... *cough*

Luckily it wasn't in America. If it was, the TSA would stop allowing pilots through checkpoints, since they're clearly a flight risk.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.