Okay - chromium can be made safe, but not Chrome. Chrome + Vbox machine + Wireshark = Proof of concept. Chrome talks to google servers no matter what settings you put them on. Good luck with privacy.

That Microshit has done it again. Boy remember all those fun little excuses for why Vista sucked bawls? Why was it? Rushed, in complete, need more time, and Ballmer is a raging asshole...YOU DON'T SAY! Just another reason to switch to Linux and play with wine -> you learn something and that pain in you asshole suddenly disappears. Well, here's to stating the obvious. CHEERS!

Bloody hell, look at this zombie over here! As you can see, because of his huge stomach and sweatpants, we call this one the BOOMER. Now if it gets ticked off it just throws up all over ya causin' the other littler ones to come racin'. We think its like the mother group, tellin' the others where the food is.

Now this Big guy is called the TANK. Cranky, he IS big! Now this guys is like the protector of the group. He's not afraid of anything. But notice how small his head is compared to the rest of his body. This means he maybe strong, but his defiantly defiantly not smart - like jock from you local high school. This also means he's attached to fire. CRANKY, he saw is! RUN! RUN! THROW THE BLOODY MOLLY!

Okay, we got away. Now will we were running, and our sound guy was getting eatin', we manged to see this guy right over there. That's the SMOKER. We don't know why it coughs or why he's so tall, but we do know that he has a very very very long tongue. Cranky do you see him grab that guy from way over there. Hey he just got me mate!

Finally, we see this guy over here is the Hunter. He kind of looks like a rapist with that hoody on, but don't worry. He's not going to be rapin' no one, he'll just tear them to shreds and then eat'em. Well cranky, this raps up another great show. Catch us next week when we get to see the zombies from Valves Left 4 Dead 2. *A tech whispers in his ear* Well cranky, it looks like L4D 2 has been banned by me mates in the Government, but it's okay cause...we are totally f*cked over!

If an ethical hacker would go work for the DHS it would be like dividing by 0 - the universe would end. LOL. Besides, the DHS doesn't know shit about cybersecurity - its a big word they like to throw around to sound important. They should leave this sort of work to the pros at DoD or NSA. Though no ethical hacker would work at those places either - at least not willingly. LOL.