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Comment as a 6 year old girl, I wanted a robot. (Score 1) 313

Now I have one that cleans my floor. This article applies to me. I don't want diamonds, I dont want shoes, I wana nanotech neuro-implants and holographic input devices so I can grab chunks of code and pull them into eachother. I want a smart house. I love my blackberry, but wish it had GPS. I would rather get ram than flowers. I once dated a rock star but his home-made touch screen is what really turned me on. I love my bluetooth headset, but it the rad factor would be so much highter if it was actually attached to my head and displayed information about everything around me in scrolling semi-opaque molly-esqe shades. I want an invisibility cloak. I want to clone elvis. I want to create a unified application environment so I only have to change my address once when I move. I want my own dev team that will build my whims. I want to aquire microsoft ( or at least have the ability to. ). I want to find a boyfriend who doesnt ask how much longer will you be? when Im coding and in the zone. I want to apply the brains thought and memory process to a search engine. and THEN, I might want to go shoe shopping. on ebay.

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