This is one of the best long cons I've ever seen. Where can I sign up to help these poor rich billionaires...? There, there, your poor tormented soul, let me take this heavy burden off you. No, no, make it a bit heavier, more, more, I can take it....

Wait a sec there. I make movies for a living. Not big ones, surely not zillion dollar blockbusters. I live on my salary (when there's a salary to live on) and count on a few extra bucks that come in from royalties. Jeramiah Perkins stole my money. He stole my children's money. He is a common thief. His crime is not victimless and it's not about copyright infringement. What he - and everyone who gleefully walked off with a free movie - did is not different than robbing me on the street.

Aha. It was "...created by he...." Obviously grammar was the first thing flushed down the toilet.

Just what the world needs. More dumb people from Tennessee. Of course they don't believe in science - they can't read the books.

So why is it that the food I bring aboard tastes just fine...? I think you'e being far, far too generous to the airlines.